Randomness... 1983
2 hours ago
"A lie's a lie, and dressed in white don't help it."
Katie the maid (Marjorie Main)
Bianchi (Martin Balsam): You mean you saw the man? You can identify the murderer?
Mrs. Hubbard (Lauren Bacall): I mean nothing of the kind. I mean there was a man in my compartment last night. It was pitch dark, of course, and my eyes were closed in terror ...
Bianchi: Then how did you know it was a man?
Mrs. Hubbard: Because I've enjoyed very warm relations with both my husbands.
Bianchi: With your eyes closed?
Mrs. Hubbard: That helped.
Hercule Poirot (Albert Finney): Mr. Ratchett, I have made enough money to satisfy both my needs and my caprices. I take only such cases now as interest me, and to be frank, my interest in your case is ... dwindling.
Hercule Poirot: You never smile, madame la princesse?
Princess Dragomiroff (Wendy Hiller): My doctor has advised against it.
1955 Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd): It was nice talking to you. Maybe we'll bump into each other sometime in the future.
1985 Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd): Or the past.
Amanda (Katharine Hepburn): What I said was true, there's no difference between the sexes. Men, women, the same.
Adam (Spencer Tracy): They are?
Amanda: Well, maybe there is a difference, but it's a little difference.
Adam: Well, you know as the French say...
Amanda: What do they say?
Adam: Vive la difference!
Amanda: Which means?
Adam: Which means hurrah for that little difference.
Amanda: No part of marriage is the exclusive province of any one sex.
"You may conquer the land. You may slaughter the people. That is not the end. We will rise again."
Judah Ben–Hur (Charlton Heston)
Nora (Myrna Loy): How did you find me here?
Nick (William Powell): I saw a great group of men standing around a table. I knew there was only one woman in the world who could attract men like that. A woman with a lot of money.
Alfred (Liam Neeson): When it comes to love, we are all in the dark.
Bethany (Linda Fiorentino): What's he like?
Metatron (Alan Rickman): God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex, for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid–coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Loki (Matt Damon): Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.
"Did you know that Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap?"
Lenny (Dustin Hoffman)
"The last mass trials have been a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians."
Ninotchka (Greta Garbo)
(1939 is widely regarded as the greatest year ever for the motion picture. Ten movies were nominated for Best Picture that year, and today I take a look at the eighth of those 10 movies to hit the theaters.)In the first half of "Ninotchka," which premiered 75 years ago today, Greta Garbo lived up to her reputation for being somber and melancholy. But her character, a Soviet envoy, was seduced by the capitalist Count Leon (Melvyn Douglas) in the second half of the movie, and all bets were off.
Ninotchka (Greta Garbo): [on a street corner] How long must we wait here?
Leon (Melvyn Douglas): Well, until the policeman blows his whistle again.
Ninotchka: At what intervals does he whistle?
Leon: What?
Ninotchka: How many minutes between the first and second whistle?
Leon: You know that's very funny. I never thought of that before.
Ninotchka: You've never been caught in a similar situation?
Leon: Yes, I have, now that I've come to think about it. It's staggering. Good heavens. If I add it all up, I must have spent years waiting for signals. Imagine, an important part of my life wasted between whistles.
Ninotchka: In other words, you don't know.
Leon: No.
Ninotchka: Thank you.
Leon: You're welcome.
Ninotchka: Why should you carry other people's bags?
Porter: Well, that's my business, Madame.
Ninotchka: That's no business. That's social injustice.
Porter: That depends on the tip.
"Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you! Now listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks, too, and they fooled you a thousand times like they fooled me. But this time, I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood."
Willie Stark (Broderick Crawford)
"Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption."
Willie Stark
"You wanna know what my platform is? Here it is. I'm gonna soak the fat boys and spread it out thin."
Willie Stark
Ollie: Hey Stan ... oh, Stan ... over here ...
Stanley: [sees a horse in a pasture with Oliver's hat and mustache] Ollie ... is it really you?
Ollie: [as horse] Of course it's me. Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Stanley: Gee I'm glad to see you!
Ollie: Just how much do we get paid for all this?
Commandant: One hundred centimes a day.
Stanley: That's not bad ...
Ollie: How much is that in American money?
Commandant: American money? About three cents a day.
Ollie: If you think you're going to get that kind of work outta me for three cents a day, brother, you're crazy.
Commandant: Is that right?
Stanley: That's right because we don't work for less than 25 cents a day! Do we, Ollie?
Richard (Edward G. Robinson): The flesh is still strong, but the spirit grows weaker by the hour. You know, even if the spirit of adventure should rise up before me and beckon, even in the form of that alluring young woman in the window next door, I'm afraid that all I'll do is clutch my coat a little tighter, mutter something idiotic and run like the devil.
Dr. Barkstane (Edmund Breon): Not before you got her number, I hope?
Richard: Probably.
This black–and–white trailer accompanied the 1947 re–release of
"Drums Along the Mohawk," director John Ford's first color feature.
"Oh, Almighty God, hear us, we beseech thee, and bring succor and guidance to those we are about to bring to your divine notice. First we are thinking of Mary Walaber. She is only 16 years old, but she is keeping company with a soldier from Fort Dayton. He's a Massachusetts man, and thou knowest no good can come of that."
Reverend Rosenkrantz (Arthur Shields)
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Martin: "You know what they say — whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Niles: "But, Dad, not everyone makes it into that second group."