Wednesday, February 05, 2014

The Return of the Thinking Man's Western



"It's not dying I'm talking about, it's living."

Gus McCrae (Robert Duvall)

I remember vividly when "Lonesome Dove" made its first appearance on American television 25 years ago tonight.

I was a graduate journalism student at the University of North Texas working at the local newspaper to help with my expenses. On Saturday night, Feb. 4, there was plenty of excitement around the paste–up board for the front page of the entertainment section in the next morning's paper. The entire front page was devoted to the scheduled broadcast of the first installment of "Lonesome Dove" that night.

Believe me, in those days it was rare to see the front page of any section of that paper devoted to a single topic. It was also rare for the entertainment section to require any work on Saturday night — usually, that sort of thing was done during the week. But it reflected the general enthusiasm for the subject — an enthusiasm I had not anticipated. I knew Larry McMurtry's novel had been very successful a few years earlier and had won the Pulitzer Prize, but I had not read it yet so I didn't understand what was happening.

What was happening? Well, I guess the best way to describe it would be that the book was the barely perceptible start of a cultural seismic shift and the miniseries was its inevitable result, a transition to a renaissance for the western enjoyed on TV and the big screen.

(It also led to a revival of the TV miniseries, but the western genre really is the focus of my attention today. Still, a pretty good argument can be made that the boost for the miniseries has been the longer lasting of the two.)

If I had read the book before the miniseries, I'm sure I would have recognized the phenomenon. It was the same thing that happened when "Jaws" was a bestseller — everywhere you looked, people were carrying copies under their arms, in their backpacks and purses. They could be seen reading the book at bus stops, in waiting rooms, everywhere.

Then, when the movie came out, there were lines at theaters everywhere for weeks.

My mother read "Lonesome Dove" before the TV miniseries, and I found myself asking her questions after each installment. Did it happen that way in the book? I asked her repeatedly. Or did the screenwriters make that up?

Mom insisted the series was true to the novel. I remember that she was particularly impressed with the scene in which Jake (Robert Urich) was hanged by his old buddies for being a horse thief.

(I was inspired to read the book by what Mom told me, and I had to admit that the miniseries was, indeed, true to the story.)

I guess Jake wasn't really a horse thief, but he was a shiftless and unreliable sort, and he fell in with horse thieves — for protection, he insisted, when he was trying to get through Indian country. The code of the West held, however, that any man who would steal a horse was no better than a murderer because people needed their horses to do things and get around — and most likely would die if their horses were taken from them.

In the story, the men with whom Jake was riding had killed the owners of the horses and then taken them — so, technically, they were both killers and horse thieves. But that was neither significant nor a mitigating factor. Jake's buddies (Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Danny Glover) didn't want to hang him. It was a real crisis for everyone, and the book made that clear.

Such moral dilemmas are the trademarks of extraordinary westerns. I know some people who only want to see gunfights when they watch westerns, but the truly great westerns are the ones that are more than mere 19th–century turf wars.

They are thinking man's movies — like "High Noon" and "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" — and "Lonesome Dove" deserves credit for reviving the popularity of the western genre. Of course, you've got to take the bad with the good. For every "Unforgiven" that came along in the wake of "Lonesome Dove," a purely shoot–'em–up flick or two would pop up.

I like a good western that makes me think, and, while I celebrated the revival of the genre, I lamented the fact that quantity often trumped quality.

In the coming years, movies like "Dances With Wolves" and "Unforgiven" achieved considerable followings. It can be argued that "Back to the Future III," which was set in the Old West, and the "City Slickers" movies were beneficiaries as well.

Westerns haven't been as prominent in the last decade or so. But if there were more TV westerns like "Lonesome Dove," maybe there would be more westerns in the theaters. Maybe it is time for a renewal of the genre.

I really thought we would see a longer revival period than we saw 25 years ago.

In those days, as I have said, I was kind of busy — working on my master's degree and working full time at the local newspaper. I didn't watch TV much — well, except for the occasional sports event, maybe a movie now and then. Maybe there was talk at the time of how "Lonesome Dove" originally had been developed in 1972 as a feature film idea with Jimmy Stewart, John Wayne and Henry Fonda imagined in the roles that eventually were played by Duvall, Jones and Urich, respectively. The original project never materialized. I don't know the reason. Probably contractual issues.

If there was such talk at the time, I didn't hear it. I heard it after the fact — and rather piecemeal at that.

And I couldn't help wondering how the same story would have worked with Stewart, Wayne and Fonda cast in those roles. To be honest, I simply don't know.

I never heard who was considered for the roles that were played by Anjelica Huston and Diane Lane.

Huston, of course, was the one who got away as far as Duvall's character was concerned, and Lane was the one who started out attaching herself to Urich's character but then gravitated to Duvall when Urich abandoned her on the trail.

It's hard for me to imagine those legends — Stewart, Wayne and Fonda — playing the three male leads instead of the ones who did. I guess that's a clear indication of how well the ones who appeared in "Lonesome Dove" played their parts.

Monday, February 03, 2014

When the Good Die Young



"There will be another film, there will be another relationship, or I'll die and then I'll be dead. But if I'm alive, I know life is going to keep throwing things at me."

Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967–2014)

In every generation, I suppose, there is at least one prominent person who dies tragically — and far too young. As Philip Seymour Hoffman told The Guardian a few years ago, life keeps throwing things at you.

Life threw something at us yesterday, something with which we should be all too familiar — yet it always comes as a shock. See, what Hoffman didn't say was that it's frequently the same thing over and over, just in a different form.

Yesterday, Hoffman became this generation's John Belushi or Lenny Bruce, a brilliantly talented entertainer dead from abuse of a substance. What was new was the quantity of drugs that apparently was found in Hoffman's New York apartment. I've been hearing that 50 bags of what was believed to have been heroin were found in his apartment, an astonishing number. Hoffman is said to have been found with a syringe in his arm.

If you'll permit a little speculation here, that could be what it appears to be, a sudden death brought on after (and, perhaps, by) his own injection. Hoffman was known to have struggled with addiction during his life. Or it could have been a staged scene. If someone wanted to kill him and make him look like an overdose victim, leaving a syringe in his arm could give that appearance.

I don't know. The mind wants not to believe it could be what it looks like and seeks alternative answers.

Hoffman's autopsy, which reportedly is taking place as I write, may answer many questions — and it may raise new ones. That remains to be seen. One thing I can say for certain is this: The facts of the case that are known are sad enough without those whom I have seen using this as an opportunity to argue about whether marijuana, of all things, should be legal.

Illegal drugs are not interchangeable. Hoffman's death is a tragedy, but the drug that apparently snuffed out his life is not legal anywhere in the United States. Those who have seized this event as an opportunity to argue against legalizing marijuana truly are guilty of equating apples to oranges.

Marijuana is legal today in the states of Washington and Colorado; no one has died from it there or in any of the other 48 states. Heroin is a much more potent substance. The two should not be treated as if they are the same thing, and I acknowledge that most rational people do not, but a handful have. That must stop. End of rant.

Putting all of that aside ...

I am saddened by Hoffman's premature death. He was a phenomenally talented actor, and I have thought a lot about the roles in which he entertained me over the years. He was always top notch in everything I saw him in. The movies themselves were not always top notch — but his performances were.

I guess the first time I saw him was when he appeared in "Scent of a Woman." Around that same time, I was impressed with his work in "Leap of Faith." The next time I remember seeing him was in "Twister," then, in rapid succession, "Boogie Nights" and "The Big Lebowski."

He won an Oscar for his performance in 2005's "Capote," and it was truly an amazing performance. He was nominated for Oscars three more times, but he never won another one.

I guess the thing I appreciated the most about him was that you never really knew what kind of role he was going to play. He defied pigeonholing. He was Everyman, believable in every part he played. He could do it all. And, even in the relatively short time he was here, Hoffman seems to have done it all.

The word prolific should have his picture next to its definition in the dictionary.

And that is the greatest tragedy — that the world will be deprived of the great performances he was sure to deliver in the next two or three decades.

Other questions about Hoffman's death can wait for another day to be addressed — and they, no doubt, will be. For now, it is enough to realize that this loss of Everyman is everyone's.

Lilith's First Trip-Up in Seattle



Frasier Kelsey Grammer): Hello, you're on the line.

Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth): Congratulations, Frasier, you've done it again. You've led another unsuspecting innocent down one of your dark, dead–end Freudian hallways.

Frasier: Lilith?

Lilith: Overeating is very simply a behavioral problem caused by negative reinforcement. It can be cured quite readily by behavior modification.

Frasier: I see. Well, Seattle, we have a celebrity of sorts on the line. This is my ex–wife Lilith.

Lilith: What do you mean by celebrity?

Frasier: Oh, they know you.

Some of my favorite Frasier episodes involved the folks from Cheers. Maybe it was because the running gags about each one — Sam's sexual compulsion, Woody's idiocy, Cliff's verbosity — were well established. The laughs came much more easily.

So it was, certainly, with Frasier's ex–wife Lilith.

Bebe Neuwirth made several appearances on the Frasier show during its 11–year run, giving the writers additional opportunities to write jokes about her icy personality, her unusually pale skin, etc.

The Frasier episodes with Lilith were always good. But I always thought some of the best stuff came in her first visit to Seattle — when the affair that had preceded the breakup of their marriage had unraveled and a despondent Lilith had come to Seattle seeking reconciliation with Frasier after finding a note he had left for her in Boston.

The note was a year old, though, and had fallen behind the dresser.

That part of the story came later. First was an uneasy (to say the least) reunion with Lilith and Niles (David Hyde Pierce) and Martin (John Mahoney). The Crane men weren't keen on seeing her again — and, of course, Daphne (Jane Leeves) had never met her.

But Daphne's psychic powers proved too sensitive to Lilith's dark aura, and Daphne suffered excruciating headaches while Lilith was in town.

Martin insisted that Lilith was "weird." Frasier tried to blunt that by suggesting an alternative word — "strange."

Martin didn't go along with that. "Maris (Niles' wife) is strange," he said. "Lilith is weird."

And Niles held a grudge against Lilith for her behavior at Niles' and Maris' wedding.

It added up to a very entertaining dinner at Frasier's apartment — and some of my favorite lines.

After Daphne shook Lilith's hand upon their introduction, she told Frasier, "When I shook hands with that woman, I lost all feeling in my arm."

Frasier asked Lilith for an update on their son, and Lilith said she had enrolled him in a chess camp in the mountains. Martin asked if he got to spend any time outdoors, and Lilith replied that they went on nature walks after lunch every day.

"Unfortunately," she continued, "Frederick is allergic to seven different kinds of ivy so he has to wear long sleeves and long pants, a bonnet with a net on it."

"I sure hope the other campers don't make fun of him," Frasier said.

"Oh, I'm sure they don't," Martin said. "You know how kind kids can be. Hell, all he needs is a birthmark on his forehead, and they'd beat him to death with a shovel."

I could always count on Martin for great lines.

After Martin had gone to bed and Niles had left the apartment, Frasier and the viewers learned the real reason for Lilith's visit.

And Frasier had to confess that the letter was old. Lilith left, but the two agreed to get together for dinner the next night. When Frasier arrived at Lilith's hotel room, the two were so driven by sexual desire that they fell into bed together, leading to an honest conversation the next morning. Neither was in love with the other.

Countless couples must have had similar experiences. I always thought it was one of the more honest episodes in the Frasier series.

Sunday, February 02, 2014

Learning From Others



Archie (Carroll O'Connor): Let me ask you something there, about George. I mean, how did that happen to him? When he was a baby, did somebody throw him up in the air and forget to catch him?

Mr. Bushmill (Joseph Mascolo): It's a common birth defect. The doctors call it anoxia. It means he didn't get enough oxygen when he was born. Now that's what happened to George. What's your excuse?

In these days of excessive political correctness, it seems to be all too easy to lose sight of the people P.C. supposedly is intended to protect.

I often think it would be beneficial for the people who are quick to judge others by an arbitrary yardstick of morality (which is frequently designed, I suspect, to elevate the judge, not lift the oppressed) to watch a few TV episodes that dealt with the physically/mentally challenged a few decades ago. Seems to me they offer some common sense tips for understanding people.

Such a TV episode aired 40 years ago tonight on All in the Family.

Gloria (Sally Struthers) came home from a trip to the market with a mentally handicapped box boy named George (Richard Masur) helping her with her groceries.

"You don't say things to me," George told Gloria. "You talk to me."

Archie (Carroll O'Connor), in his typically insensitive way, treated George like a child and told him he was entitled to take an extended break from work. Then George got fired from his job for being late and disappeared.

George's father (Joseph Mascolo) came to the Bunker house looking for George. After being told that George's last words to the Bunkers were "I'll show you," he concluded that George would be back to show them something and decided to wait for awhile.

While he waited, George's father spoke of the difficulty George faced in finding a job. He asked Archie if he would hire George where he worked — at the loading dock.

"No," Archie replied. "Where I work, you gotta to be on your toes. And to be on your toes, you gotta know where your toes are."

In fact, George did return to the Bunker home. He had a quotation that he kept at the store that he wanted to share. It was one of my favorite quotes from 19th–century writer and educator Thomas Carlyle: "Every man is my superior in that I may learn from him."

Archie, of course, didn't get it. "It means everyone is smarter than you, Arch," said Mike (Rob Reiner).

"Oh, no, Mike," protested George. "It means that anyone can learn from anyone — even from me!"

Then George announced that he had found a new job, and he was asked for details about his new job. Turned out it was on a loading dock — same as Archie.

I have admired Masur's work for a long time, and I remember seeing him in this episode, but I didn't realize until recently that it was his professional broadcasting debut. He had been acting on Broadway for awhile, but, since this episode aired, most of his work has been on TV — with a few big–screen performances thrown in the mix.

People often erect the barriers that keep them from learning from others, whether they are mentally challenged or not. On this night 40 years ago, All in the Family reminded us that there are all kinds of things to learn from other people — and that disabilities are not always disabling.

Saturday, February 01, 2014

Maximilian Schell Dies



Maximillian Schell died overnight at the age of 83.

I have admired his Oscar–winning work in 1961's "Judgment at Nuremberg" ever since I saw it for the first time. I've never seen it on the big screen, only on TV screens, but I don't think that matters.

It is the acting, not the cinematography, that tells the story in that movie, and Schell's performance, as brilliant as it was, was only one part of it. Other parts were co–star (and co–Best Actor nominee) Spencer Tracy and many other stars in lesser — but no less important — roles, some of whom believed in the project so deeply that they accepted no pay for their work.

Still, Schell's performance was, as I say, brilliant. I wish to take nothing away from it. I've never seen anything like it — and I consider myself to be fairly knowledgeable about movies. I've seen many admirable performances, but Schell's may have been was the best.

(Well, upon further review, I might have to put it second behind Gregory Peck in "To Kill a Mockingbird.")

Unfortunately, I think it led to the Austrian–born Schell being pigeonholed in Nazi–related roles — ironic, really, since Schell's family fled Austria after it was annexed by Nazi Germany. That may have been a mixed blessing; he received additional Oscar nominations for his work in two World War II–themed movies in the 1970s.

But he never won another statuette.

He did take steps to avoid being typecast, appearing in a variety of roles through the remainder of his career. I've seen many of them, and I always come away with a renewed respect for Schell's work.

Schell was a remarkably talented man. His family relocated to Zurich, Switzerland, where the young Schell read the classics — and wrote a play at the age of 10. His mother was an actress, and his father was a writer; as a result, Schell said he grew up in a "theater atmosphere," and his artistic talents initially gravitated more to writing, painting and music than acting.

He did a lot of writing in his college years, including part–time work for newspapers to supplement his income. Ultimately, though, he settled on a career in acting, which he launched at the age of 24.

I suspect he still felt torn, even after he had settled on a career in acting. "I don't actually have a profession," he once said. "I wander through life and through all areas of art."

I guess you could say he was something of a pioneer. When he won his Oscar, it was the first awarded to a German–speaking actor since World War II — a real breakthrough for that time in history.

Maximilian Schell certainly left his mark.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Up on the Roof With the Fab Four



"We went on the roof in order to resolve the live concert idea because it was much simpler than going anywhere else.

"Also nobody had ever done that so it would be interesting to see what happened when we started playing up there. It was a nice little social study.

"We set up a camera in the Apple reception area behind a window so nobody could see it, and we filmed people coming in.

"The police and everybody came in saying, 'You can't do that! You've got to stop.' "


George Harrison
'Anthology'

If there is a seminal moment from the '60s that still lives in pop lore, it is probably the fabled rooftop concert given by the Beatles on the roof of the Apple building in London on this date in 1969.

Ultimately, about half of the 42–minute show served as the concluding segment of "Let It Be" — the fourth and final Beatles movie.

As George Harrison said, it was an interesting study. The movie captured a range of reactions on the street level in London, from excitement to exasperation. In hindsight, probably the Beatles were the only musicians who had the luxury of conducting such a social experiment. Anyone else might have been arrested, and their careers would have been reduced to punchlines.

But they were the Beatles, internationally known. Everything they did made news — not always good news but news. They could get away with things that other groups could not — like playing loud music in the business district during the noon hour.

In the movie, pedestrians could be seen looking skyward, trying to ascertain where the sound was coming from. A few of the older pedestrians clearly were annoyed by the intrusion into their lives.

They didn't realize they were witnesses to history — the Beatles' last public concert. They were hearing something for which Beatles fans would yearn for 11 years — until John Lennon was murdered in December 1980 and it was no longer possible — a Beatles concert.

(In the 1970s, the talk was not of a Beatles concert but of a Beatles reunion. It was understood that they would perform together, but the shape that performance would take was never established in the discussions I heard or in which I participated. If such a reunion had taken place, it might have been on a TV show. It might even have been in the form of a multi–city tour.

And a few might have dreamed of a repeat of the rooftop performance. Who knows?)

The concert took place nearly five years to the day after the Beatles' first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

How Are Your 'Precious Bodily Fluids' Holding Up?



Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers)

I am a fan of movie director Stanley Kubrick's work. I really like all of his films — can't think of one that I don't like — but my absolute favorite is probably the one that premiered 50 years ago today, "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb."

Actually, "Dr. Strangelove" isn't my favorite Kubrick movie all the time. Sometimes my favorite is "2001: A Space Odyssey," and sometimes it is "A Clockwork Orange." Sometimes it's "The Shining."

Occasionally, it is "Lolita" or even "Eyes Wide Shut." Heck, as I say, I like 'em all.

But none of Kubrick's other movies match "Dr. Strangelove" in terms of producing lines that I love ...

Like when Peter Sellers, as President Merkin Muffley, tells an American military official (George C. Scott) and a Russian ambassador who have come to blows, "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" (The American Film Institute named that the #64 quote in movie history.)

But, really, there are so many wonderful lines in "Dr. Strangelove" that I can't narrow it down to a single favorite line. I discover new lines to enjoy and appreciate every time I see it.

There are some lines, of course, that have amused me from the start.

Just about every time that Slim Pickens opens his mouth is funny, whether he is preparing his crew for "noo–klear combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies" or whooping while he rides a bomb to his death.

Everything is built around a really simple premise — an Air Force officer, aptly named Jack Ripper, issues an order for bombers in the air to attack Russia, and the movie is about the attempts on the ground to stop that attack. A very similar movie, "Fail–Safe," was in the theaters that year as well, but, whereas Kubrick's movie was a black comedy, the other was definitely a drama.

I've always been an admirer of George C. Scott. His performance in "Patton" is one of the great portrayals of an historical figure in cinematic history, but I always enjoy watching him as Gen. Buck Turgidson, an adviser to the president. Scott was a complete actor, able to do comedy as well as drama.

The lines were great, but a big part of that was hearing them from the mouths of just the right people.

Peter Sellers has long been one of my family's favorites, but he was never funnier than he was in "Dr. Strangelove," in which he played three parts. Three times as many chances to be funny — and two were with foreign accents that he could exaggerate as he wished.

Still, some of my favorite scenes are when Sellers is playing the American president. At one point, for example, he asserts that Ripper (Sterling Hayden) is a psychotic.

"I'd like to hold off judgment on a thing like that," Scott's character replies, "until all the facts are in." (This is after Ripper has already sent the bombers on their mission.)

And, of course, it is always funny to watch Hayden rant that "I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

I also enjoy Ripper's description of his personal battle to protect those "precious bodily fluids."

"I first became aware of it," he tells Mandrake, his British attache, "during the physical act of love. A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

Never fails to make me laugh.

As it is with every Peter Sellers movie I have ever seen, it gets better with each viewing, too. Perhaps that is because I know what is going to happen, and I can focus my attention on the lines that always make me laugh.

And that, in turn, permits me to "discover" other lines on subsequent viewings.

I thoroughly enjoy watching Sellers as Mandrake, timidly declining Ripper's order to help him fire his weapon at incoming troops. Sellers' gift for physical comedy was evident — even though he took no pratfalls.

But it is as the movie's title character, Dr. Strangelove, that Sellers is at his most entertaining.

He projects a very Nazi–esque demeanor when he rhapsodizes on the benefits of a Doomsday Machine, then chastises the Soviets for keeping their development of one to themselves.

"The whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost," he says, "if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?"

In 50 years, it's never been a secret how funny "Dr. Strangelove" is. AFI ranks it #3 among the comedies (#39 overall).

Some of us might rank it higher than that. Much higher.

Here's to Hot Lips



Lt. Linda Nugent (Peggy Lee Brennan): Do you dance, Radar?

Radar (Gary Burghoff): Uh, no. Football knee.

Lt. Linda Nugent: Oh, you played football?

Radar: Not much, I had a bad knee.

Hot Lips Houlihan (Loretta Swit) was a pioneer among women's TV characters.

There had been other women in American television who were positive, assertive role models by 1979, but I can't think of any (other than women in TV movies) who had to overcome as much as Margaret Houlihan.

By the time the episode that made its debut 35 years ago tonight was aired, M*A*S*H was in its seventh season. Just think of all Hot Lips had been through in that time. She had had an affair with a married man, then she had married an officer, from whom she had just become officially divorced.

As a coping mechanism, Hot Lips threw herself into her work, devising a new triage system for her nursing staff and annoying Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) with the details of her plan. Hot Lips told Potter that she was determined to "go as far in this man's Army as any woman can go." Talk about gung–ho. It was a bit much for Potter.

For validation, she invited a general (Walter Brooke) to come and review her crew in action.

Meanwhile, Radar (Gary Burghoff) struggled to get the attention of a new nurse (Peggy Lee Brennan) with whom he was smitten. He turned to ladies' man Hawkeye (Alan Alda) for help.

Mostly, though, the episode was about Hot Lips and her attempt to elevate herself after the psychological beating she had taken over the failure of her marriage — a commendable objective, to be sure. But her effort to build a new and improved Margaret nearly got derailed by the general who came to review her new triage system.

The general, you see, had been acquainted with the old Hot Lips and had ideas of his own for her future.

He wanted to promote Hot Lips and take her back with him to his base, where she could be his mistress — a high–ranking mistress but a mistress all the same.

He didn't realize she was a different woman — at least, not at first. He soon found out.

Hot Lips was unaware of his ulterior motive when she greeted him at the compound, but it became clear enough to her in due course.

And she wasn't willing to go along with it. The general stormed angrily out of Margaret's tent when she turned him down. When he had gone, she held up her glass in a silent toast to herself and said, "Here's to me."

I see no such role models for young girls on 21st–century TV. More's the pity.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Bringing Out the Biker in Barney



Barney (Don Knotts): If you ride with your mouth open in the wind and put your tongue against the roof of your mouth, it's impossible to pronounce a word that begins with the letter 's.'

Andy (Andy Griffith): You didn't let anyone see you riding with your mouth open?

Whenever Barney went to an auction, it was usually bad news for Andy.

On one occasion, he returned with gypsy cards and other items used for contacting the spirits of the dead — and managed to contact a ghost that granted Opie three wishes.

And 50 years ago tonight, he came back to Mayberry from a war surplus auction with a motorcycle with a sidecar.

The sheriff's office had been getting complaints about speeders, and Barney had the idea that the motorcycle could be used for trapping speeders and all sorts of official functions — as well as some functions that were not official, such as "going back and forth to the store."

The new addition to the Mayberry motor pool encountered considerable resistance from the citizens.

Along with the verbal gags, the townsfolk engaged in a little sabotage. When Barney was about to take Andy to the diner in the motorcycle, they unfastened the sidecar so, when Barney accelerated the motorcycle, the sidecar stayed where it was (with Andy sitting in it). That drew a hearty laugh from everyone, including Andy.

There was greater backlash in store.

When Barney enforced speed limits on truckers with whom local law enforcement had always had an understanding that a little leeway was needed to get over a steep hill, there was pushback. The truckers began driving through town at night, making noise and keeping everyone awake.

They certainly succeeded in keeping everyone in the Taylor household awake.

"I have a feeling it's their way of saying hello to Barney and his new motorcycle," Andy told Aunt Bee and Opie.

Andy knew he had to do something about the motorcycle, and he drew inspiration from the simplest thing — Opie's woodburning set.

Viewers became aware that Opie had a woodburning set earlier in the episode so its introduction as the resolution of the story wasn't abrupt. But Andy's solution to the problem of the motorcycle probably did surprise some viewers.

Andy used the woodburning set to burn what appeared to be an historical claim onto a piece of wood and then placed it under the sidecar's seat cushion. The claim was that the motorcycle had played an important role in an historically prominent battle during World War I.

Andy pretended to find it, showed the plaque to Barney, suggested that it had been made on the battlefield, burned into the wood with a bayonet, and made the case that the motorcycle belonged on display. Grudgingly, Barney agreed.

And the problem was solved.

Michael Jackson's Pepsi Commercial



When one mentions the name Michael Jackson, so many things come to mind ...

... His unparalleled success as an entertainer. He was known to be one of the hardest–working folks in show business,

... His general influence on pop culture — not only through his music but also through his dance style and fashion,

... The public's fascination with his — sometimes commendable, other times distasteful, always volatile — personal life,

... Even his untimely death.

He has been an endless source of fascination for decades. And Michael Jackson continues to fascinate. Even today, nearly five years after his death, there are many things about Jackson that compete for the public's attention — including milestone anniversaries of important dates in his life.

One of which is today.

It was 30 years ago today that Jackson suffered second–degree scalp burns when pyrotechnics went off accidentally during the filming of a Pepsi TV commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

Most people would agree that was a bad way to start a new year, but, within 3½ months, Jackson was on top of the world again.

He had recovered sufficiently from his injuries to appear at the White House where President Reagan presented him with an award for supporting charities that assisted people who had abused alcohol and/or drugs.

His Victory Tour that year was a huge success. Jackson donated his $8 million revenue from the tour to charity — and Pepsi had agreed to a $1 million out–of–court settlement of his lawsuit.

Jackson donated the entire settlement to the Brotman Medical Center in Culver City, Calif. Brotman now has a burn center that bears Jackson's name.