Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Saturday, October 24, 2015

In Pursuit of the Slutty Pumpkin



Robin (Cobie Smulders): How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin's going to show up?

Ted (Josh Radnor): Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just ... you know, sit and wait.

When I was a boy, I loved the seasonal TV specials that were based on the "Peanuts" comic strip. I didn't see any of them until my parents bought our first TV when I was in first grade, but they were shown every year so, by the time I was in third or fourth grade, I was pretty familiar with each one and was starting to form opinions about my favorite parts.

My mother told me that the first time I saw "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," I cried because I felt so sorry for Linus having to spend a cold late fall night waiting in the pumpkin patch for a Great Pumpkin who never came.

I couldn't help thinking about that when I saw the episode of How I Met Your Mother that aired for the first time a decade ago tonight. It was called "The Slutty Pumpkin," and ever since I first saw it in reruns, I have regarded it as an "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" for adults.

As if the title of the episode didn't kinda give that one away.

Like Linus, Ted (Josh Radnor) spent every Halloween waiting for someone who never came. In Ted's case, it was the Slutty Pumpkin. That was the name he had given to a girl wearing a pumpkin costume at a party he once attended. She wrote her number on a candy wrapper, but it was misplaced and Ted never got in touch with her again.

So every year he went to the same rooftop party, hoping she would show up. Alas, she never did.

Well, at one point, he thought he had found her again. She was dressed as a penguin — the audience learned earlier that the Slutty Pumpkin had studied penguins for a year — and was mixing her trademark cocktail, Kahlúa and root beer. But it turned out to be Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), who made it a habit to bring at least one spare costume to Halloween parties so he could get a second chance to make a first impression if he struck out in his initial attempt to bed the hottest girl at the party.

Anyway, Ted went to the same rooftop party and waited after everyone else had gone, hoping to see the Slutty Pumpkin.

Robin (Cobie Smulders), who had just been dumped by the guy she had been seeing for a couple of weeks, came up to the roof and found him there. And they empathized with each other's struggles to find love.

It was probably one of the first times that the audience got a glimpse into what made Ted tick — and it helped the audience understand why Ted was so resilient, why he never gave up.

His expectations often seemed hopelessly unrealistic, and his remedies for the unpleasant circumstances his own choices frequently spawned often seemed futile.

At heart, he was a romantic. I guess Linus was, too, for that matter.

It also gave the audience an insight into Robin's character. Her "boyfriend" kept trying to do boyfriend–girlfriend stuff with her, but she resisted. At one point, Lily (Alyson Hannigan) encouraged her to "put on the girlfriend costume for one night," but it just wasn't her style — and the guy figured it out.

After he broke up with her, Robin summed it up neatly for Lily and Marshall (Jason Segel): "He wanted to be a 'we,' and I wanted to be an 'I.'"

As the series evolved, the audience understood that Robin put her career ahead of anything else, including personal relationships.

She told Ted she wanted to be in love, but she wondered if maybe she was wired wrong. He assured her that there was nothing wrong with her.

And that isn't a bad message to send to people — that there is no one–size–fits–all approach to finding one's soulmate (and some folks never do), no single path to take. It's a trail each person must blaze for himself/herself.

For Ted, it was about spending every Halloween at a rooftop party hoping to see a girl he met briefly years before.

And faith.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Scary Movies (Part III)



Today, I'm concluding my three-part post on scary movies that are scheduled to be shown on Halloween or the day before Halloween.

In this post, I'm looking at the broadcast schedule for American Movie Classics.

Keep in mind that, unlike Turner Classic Movies or the Independent Film Channel, AMC interrupts its programming with commercial breaks — and it edits its films for both objectionable material and to make sure it fits into an allotted time slot.

On Halloween, things get started early:
  • "The Fly," (1958) starring Vincent Price, at 1:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "House of Dracula" (1945) at 3:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "House of Frankenstein" (1945) at 5 a.m. (Central).

  • "House of Dracula" (1958) at 6:30 a.m. (Central).

  • The original "Halloween" (1978) will be shown at 8:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" (1988) will be shown at 10:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers" (1989) will be shown at 12:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "Jeepers Creepers" (2001) will be shown at 2:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "Constantine" (2005) will be shown at 4:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "Resident Evil" (2002) will be shown at 7 p.m. (Central).

  • "House on Haunted Hill" (1999) will be shown at 9 p.m. (Central).

  • "Return to House on Haunted Hill" (2007) will be shown at 11 p.m. (Central).
The day before Halloween brings a full day's worth of horror films, including a couple that were based on Stephen King books, on AMC.
  • "Pet Sematary Two" (1992) will be shown at 1:15 a.m. (Central).

  • "Puppet Master" (1989) will be shown at 3:15 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Mummy," (1932) starring Boris Karloff, will be shown at 5 a.m. (Central).

  • "Magic," (1978) starring Anthony Hopkins, Ann-Margret and Burgess Meredith, will be shown at 6:45 a.m. (Central).

  • "Piñata: Survival Island" (1999) will be shown at 9 a.m. (Central).

  • "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) will be shown at 10:45 a.m. (Central).

  • "Christine" (1983) will be shown at 12:45 p.m. (Central).

  • "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (1993) will be shown at 3 p.m. (Central).

  • "Willard" (2003) will be shown at 5 p.m. (Central).

  • "Constantine" (2005) will be shown at 7 p.m. (Central).

  • "Jeepers Creepers" (2001) will be shown at 9:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) will be shown at 11:30 p.m. (Central).

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Scary Movies (Part II)



Today, I'm examining the scary films that are scheduled to be shown on the Independent Film Channel for Halloween.

But IFC (unlike Turner Classic Movies) doesn't seem to be devoting a specific day (or, in TCM's case, two specific days) to showing nothing but horror movies.

And IFC appears to allow a little more leeway in designating a film as a scary movie than TCM — at least judging from the films that are scheduled to be shown in two weeks.

Like Bill Clinton's famous declaration that "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is," with IFC, it depends on what your definition of "horror" is.
  • For example, on Halloween, IFC will show a movie called "The Honeymoon Killers," a black-and-white 1969 film that was apparently based on a true story.

    More correctly, I suppose, the film is categorized as a thriller — and, on an unrelated note, Martin Scorsese originally was to be the director of the film, but he was fired after a few days because he was taking too long with his set-ups.

    Still, true crime stories are part of the Halloween experience for some people. If you're one of those people, make a note that IFC will show "The Honeymoon Killers" at 7 a.m. (Central).

  • IFC will show another thriller (this one of the gangster variety) on Halloween — "Miller's Crossing" — at 10:20 a.m. and 4:15 p.m. (Central). It's a Coen brothers film from 1990 that stars Albert Finney and John Turturro.

  • Looking for more traditional Halloween fare? "Eaten Alive" from 1977 may be more your style. It's about a psychotic redneck who feeds people who upset him to his pet crocodile. IFC will show it at 6:15 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Burning" from 1981 may fit the bill even better. In addition to being (apparently) one of the best slasher films of the '80s, the film also features early appearances by Jason Alexander and Holly Hunter, as well as a memorable score by Rick Wakeman (who played key roles in creating, among others, Yes' classic albums "Fragile" and "Close to the Edge" in the early 1970s). It will be shown at 7:55 p.m. (Central).

  • "Hanzo the Razor: Who's Got the Gold?" from 1974 is part of a trilogy about a Japanese lawman. I haven't seen it (or any of the other films in the trilogy), but I've read that it's the strangest one of the films about Hanzo the Razor — who apparently tracks embezzlers to a haunted castle.
Actually, Thursday night, Oct. 30 — the night before Halloween — may be your best bet on IFC.
  • Although not a typical horror film, "Fargo" (another Coen brothers entry) gets things started with its satirical thriller tale set in snowy Minnesota.

    The film comes on at 5:45 p.m. (Central).

  • At 8 p.m. (Central) — and again at 1 a.m. (Central) — "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" from 1989 will be shown.

    I have a friend who (for lack of a better term) is something of an aficionado of the "Nightmare on Elm Street," "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th" flicks. He tells me the special effects in this one were good, but the "Nightmare" series was getting old by the time its fifth installment came out.

  • It is followed, at 9:30 p.m. and again at 2:30 a.m. (Central), by the next chapter in the "Nightmare" series — "Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare" — which came out in 1991.

    Don't be fooled by the title. There were more sequels to come. But apparently they were better. My friend told me this was the worst film in the series. I guess there was nowhere to go but up.

    If it weren't bizarre enough, it features Tom and Roseanne Arnold as a childless couple. Go figure.

  • Things get better on IFC for horror fans at 11:15 p.m., when 2001's "Ed Gein" comes on.

    Steve Railsback stars as the title character, a real serial killer whose life story served as the inspiration for Hitchcock's "Psycho" and the character Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs."

Friday, October 10, 2008

Scary Movies (Part I)



When I was in second grade — or maybe it was third grade — I remember spending a Friday night at the home of one of my friends, Gene.

Gene’s mother had died, as I recall, and he lived with his paternal grandmother. His father was never around, and I don’t remember knowing too much about him, except I know he played a role in the household, sending money to help with expenses. I guess I always assumed he was a traveling salesman because he showed up at the house periodically for visits.

Anyway, in those days, the only late-night talk show on TV was Johnny Carson’s show. The other stations seemed to do as they pleased in the hours after the 10 o’clock news until whatever time they signed off.

Late on Friday nights (in this case, "late" means after the 10 o’clock news, which was late by my 8- or 9-year-old standards), one of the Little Rock stations would show old horror movies in a regularly scheduled weekly program with a Count Dracula-like host named Mr. Crypt, who would appear on the screen before and after each commercial break in a catacombs-like set complete with an open casket.

My parents never permitted me to stay up and watch Mr. Crypt on Friday nights. Maybe they thought that whatever I would see would frighten me and give me nightmares. But, like most children who discover there is something they want to do but have been forbidden to do, I persisted — until finally my parents agreed to let me stay up one Friday night and see Mr. Crypt.

The plan was for me to go to Gene’s house that Friday to spend the night. He and I would be allowed to watch Mr. Crypt together — with his grandmother monitoring.

To this day, there are many things about that night that I don’t know, that I never knew.

I don’t know, for example, if my parents and Gene’s grandmother conspired together and watched the TV listings for a movie that was going to be shown on Mr. Crypt that they thought wouldn’t traumatize our young minds. Then, when such a movie listing was found, they decided to allow us to stay up with Mr. Crypt.

Maybe they hoped the movie would be so boring that we would have no more interest in Mr. Crypt.

That’s possible.

But Gene and I were two very excited youngsters that night — and we burned out early, long before the movie came on, and fell asleep. Gene’s grandmother tried to rouse us when the movie came on, but there was never a time when both of us were fully conscious.

My only memories, after being awakened, were of fleeting black-and-white images, some organ music and the obligatory scream — and the occasional commercial break with Mr. Crypt. It seems to me that both Gene and I fell asleep for good after a few minutes and never saw very much of the movie — whatever it was.

I don't think this occurred during the Halloween season. When Gene and I tried to stay up to watch Mr. Crypt, I was still at the age where I dressed up for Halloween and went on trick-or-treat rounds. But I don't associate the Mr. Crypt experience with Halloween at all.

Except for the mutual link to scary movies.

On Thursday, Oct. 30, and Friday, Oct. 31, Turner Classic Movies will be showing the kinds of movies that used to be shown on Mr. Crypt's Friday night program when I was a little boy.

Few, if any, will be listed among the classic films of all time, but they're worth watching if you want to experience the feelings that movies about the wolfman or the mummy or Frankenstein or Dracula used to evoke in the days before Stephen King novels and "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th" movies monopolized the genre.

On Thursday, Oct. 30, you can see:
  • "The Thing From Another World" at 3:45 a.m. (Central).

  • "Mad Love" with Peter Lorre at 5:15 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Beast With Five Fingers" with Peter Lorre at 6:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "I Walked With a Zombie" at 8 a.m. (Central).

  • "Curse of the Demon" at 9:15 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Gorgon" at 11 a.m. (Central).

  • "Mr. Sardonicus" at 12:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Tomb of Ligeia" with Vincent Price at 2:15 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Tingler" with Vincent Price at 4 p.m. (Central).

  • "House of Usher" with Vincent Price at 5:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "Dead of Night" at 7 p.m. (Central).

  • "Torture Garden" with Jack Palance and Burgess Meredith at 9 p.m. (Central).

  • "Twice-Told Tales" with Vincent Price and Sebastian Cabot at 10:45 p.m. (Central).

  • "Kwaidan" at 1 a.m. (Central).
You might be surprised to know that, in spite of some of the titles, these films get pretty good reviews from online reviewers. I haven't seen most of them, but it looks like they have the potential to deliver those Halloween chills.

If those movies don't come through, then, on Halloween, Friday, Oct. 31, you can see:
  • "Spirits of the Dead" with Jane Fonda at 3:45 a.m. (Central).

  • "Cat People" from 1942 at 6:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "Freaks" at 8 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Devil Doll" at 9:15 a.m. (Central).

  • "Mark of the Vampire" with Bela Lugosi at 10:45 a.m. (Central).

  • "The Devil Bat" with Bela Lugosi at noon (Central).

  • "White Zombie" with Bela Lugosi at 1:15 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Body Snatcher" with Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff at 2:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "Bedlam" with Boris Karloff at 4 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Ghoul" with Boris Karloff at 5:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Haunted Palace" with Vincent Price at 7 p.m. (Central).

  • "Die, Monster, Die!" with Boris Karloff at 8:30 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Shuttered Room" at 10 p.m. (Central).

  • "The Dunwich Horror" at 11:45 p.m. (Central).

  • "Blood Feast" at 1:30 a.m. (Central).

  • "Two Thousand Maniacs!" at 2:45 a.m. (Central).
Halloween just isn't Halloween if you don't watch a scary movie. I'll be writing more about the scary movies that are being televised in the next few weeks.